Caption Competition

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1 - I drive an F1 car for a living and can extract cans of Red Bull from my mouth at will. What YOU got?

2 - Red Bull gives you Eye Brows.
Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute

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ISLAMATRON
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Nobody understands how hard it is to drink out of a can with this HUGE nose.

F1-Lover
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Someone Was Busy.....

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"Just $13 more to go and then I'll have more money than God!" - Bernie
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"I wonder how much Max tipped his hookers?"

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Global Warming?

Flaming piece of ---?

How many others could that ic inspire.

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A wispered debate ensued over the wisdom of arousing Bernie from his meditation.

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Red Bull tried to bribe me to drive for them. You know what I did with their bribe in front of Horner's face?
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After another dismal year, the Honda staff choose the extreme method to exorsise their demons, burning the car during an inspired Voodoo ritual.

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Some odd judgements having casted doubts upon the ability of the stewards to view something happening right in front of them, The FIA decided to replace them with new ones, with higher eye accuracy. Bernie Ecclestone added "the cherry over the cake is that these new stewards have night vision ability, so it goes in the right direction as I will push further for more night races."

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Honda set on fire to win in 2009!

Thanks, i was searching for that pic, it made me laugh. A spectacular end for a crap car :lol:
Top gear style hahaha
"We will have to wait and see".

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Some "Broke-Back-Podium" love!!!
"Fortunately I've got a bag with dry ice in [my suit], which I put next to my balls, so at least they stay nice and cool!"- Sebastian Vettel, 2009 Malaysian GP Friday Practice.

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Gawd! It's so awkward to be out of uniform on the podium with these guys! Hey Mr. Luca...can I get one of those red and white overalls now?
"Fortunately I've got a bag with dry ice in [my suit], which I put next to my balls, so at least they stay nice and cool!"- Sebastian Vettel, 2009 Malaysian GP Friday Practice.

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KR: I'll even give the WDC to you...
LH: Oh, Kimi!
"Fortunately I've got a bag with dry ice in [my suit], which I put next to my balls, so at least they stay nice and cool!"- Sebastian Vettel, 2009 Malaysian GP Friday Practice.