C'mon, Ray, don't worry, be happy.Ray wrote:Here we go! Another one of those stupid ass threads about the inferior type of cars NASCAR uses compared to every other racing car. I'd bet 90% of you have never been closer than 100 miles to one of these cars and somehow everybody is a damn expert.
It's pass midnight and I'm waiting for an Oracle process to finish, so, apologies for the length of the post...
I took this image from Wikipedia's article on the famous Niké riots, which I've mentioned before (to no avail), to prove that NASCAR follows a long tradition, while F1 is a "newcomer" to the racing world:
Modern depiction of a Roman race. Notice the "spine" (center area) with the lap counter to the left as the predecessor of modern "pit" area. Stands and lateral wall haven't changed in 20 centuries! I guess the guys with lances and shields were stewards...
Take a closer look to the people in the stands close to the "camera": they are from USA (baseball caps all around!).
As you can see, "turning left" has a long history. "Road course" racing, on the other hand, doesn't. On the previous image you can see that, as flynfrog pointed out, some drivers preferred the external line, while the chariot with the white horses is taking the "open wheel" line (well, all chariots were open-wheelers! But you understand me, don't you?).
Even the track has not changed much: notice that the palace and churches (that include the famous Hagia Sophia) or what you could call "paddock" without stretching the truth, are larger and costlier than the track itself.
First Turkey GP track: designed by Tilke? What was called then palace, now we call paddock
Parallels between F1, NASCAR and chariot racing are astounding (for me, at least). I quote:
"In the Roman form of chariot racing, teams represented different groups of financial backers and sometimes competed for the services of particularly skilled drivers. These teams became the focus of intense support among spectators, and occasional disturbances broke out between followers of different teams." Ring any bells?
Also you can find (at the Iliad, Book 23) that, greeks raced in chariots for the pit babes... : "at the funeral games of Patroclus.... participants... were Diomedes, Eumelus, Antilochus, Menelaus, and Meriones. The race, which was one lap around the stump of a tree, was won by Diomedes, who received a slave woman and a cauldron as his prize." I don't find any differences with Flavio Briatore's behaviour... Perhaps Diomedes was a relative of Coulthard.
I find interesting the "old" fact that "by the time of the Panhellenic Games, the owners usually had slaves who did the actual driving, and it was the owner who was awarded the prize." Again, I don't find major differences with Ron Dennis behaviour.
The charioteer at Delphi, one of the most famous ancient statues. Drivers had to be light (but tall), so teenagers were selected, as nowadays
I've been researching a little for the last year, to try to write a booklet about racing history. And I mean "old" history, really (any help is welcomed!). I've posted before that chariots used "monocoques" as early as 2000 years B.C. For me, Tut-ankh-amon tomb gave us much more than the famous golden mask (which is an astounding show of advanced metallurgy): it gave us the first example of entire egyptian chariots, carefully dissasembled and preserved. These chariots, five of them reconstructed at the Cairo's museum, are amazing: they don't have a single nail in the main structure, they are made entirely of composites. I could write a couple of pages only on the wheel design, I swear: it's one of the most ingenious assemblies I've ever seen.
Tut's chariot. Apparently, the king died from a racing accident (Senna was not the first "king of racing" to be lost that way)
If you ever go to Egypt, forget about the pyramids. They are not as good as the chariots! I quote: "The Tutankhamun-class chariot, the earliest high-performance machine, existed in its refined form for about five centuries. Eight complete vehicles have survived and support the argument that they surpass all monumental structures of the pharaohs in engineering sophistication... Several elements hint of thoughtful invention, advanced physical modelling and experimentation, with results that sometimes drastically and favourably differ from our concepts of vehicle design. It is difficult for us to envision a substantially better chariot made with the ancient materials of construction even if we were to apply our most advanced formulas and methods... The complex suspension system of springs and shock absorbers has advantages in structural dynamics, ride quality and safety. An example of the latter is a dual-purpose anti-roll device. The chariots' wheels have aircraft-like damage tolerance, and have fundamentally more perfect spokes and joints for carrying multi-axial loads than the wooden spokes of any classic car."
So, Alabamans (is that the correct word?), stay proud!
I only wish NASCAR pay me a sabbatical and I think I would be able to put to shame anyone that implies that americans run a crude form of the sport. On the contrary, "road courses" are a desperate attempt to race cars at a time (early XIX century) when tracks did not exist. You can call road course racing a newcomer and I wouldn't blink.
Well, I'm done with Oracle. I only hope somebody find this long post interesting if totally OOT. If somebody is interested, I could write a little more about racing history, chariots, F1 and NASCAR...
I cannot avoid to mention, as a final note, that the Niké riots (yes, Nike is an old word that means "victory") happened because the blue (Williams? BMW?) and the "green" (Honda?) teams fought for two fans arrested by "police" (early hooligans? Then it was Williams, not BMW). I quote: "Both the Blues and the Greens importuned the Emperor with loud prayers to show mercy to the two culprits who had been rescued by accident from the gallows." It sounds like an appeal to FIA...
Unfortunately, general Belisarius (an early Max Mosley) rounded 30,000 fans at the race track and killed them. That explains why track assistance declined...
The red (Forza, tifosi!) and white (?) teams were not as popular back then. I imagine this means Ferrari has got a wider base through the years. Manchild would be happy to point out that it took the reds 1.500 years to become popular... .
Emperor Justinian, early patron of racing in Turkey (Byzantine Empire), boss of Belisarius, almost was deposed during the Niké riots (Bernie must have learnt a lot from him)