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Jason
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I'll squirt you in the face with rotten pineapple juice if you come nearer!!
Never regret what you do, but only regret what you don't do. - Jenson Button
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monkeyboy1976
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Kimi: Blimey, I'm parched. It's your round Schumi. Mine's triple vodka
Schumi: Sorry Kimi, no can do. I'm retired now and on my pension I can just about afford to pay the electric.
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"Hi sweetheart. Sorry to bother you, but I think I've brought your maths homework folder to the circuit by mistake. Can you get mummy to bring the folder marked "Contracts" on my desk to the circuit?"
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monkeyboy1976
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For Ciro :wink: :

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Nelson Piquet Jnr showed his inexperience during this weeks Silverstone test by getting into his car too early.
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hah

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Manchild, that's just plain scary, but amusing. :roll:
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m3_lover
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How do you say excellent in Italian?

Would that make Ross Brawn..Smithers?
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
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NickT
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m3_lover wrote:How do you say excellent in Italian?

Would that make Ross Brawn..Smithers?
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NEW Gillette Sensor Excel Razor


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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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m3_lover
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Nothing like a little coffee in the monring to wake you up....after a night with 3 chinese ladies!!
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
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manchild
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Fisichella:

"This has got to be the saddest day of my life.
I called you here today for a bit of bad news.
I wouldn't be able to see you anymore
Because of my obligation,
and the ties that you have.

We've been meeting here everyday,
And since this is our last day together.
I wanna hold you just one more time.
When you turn and walk away, don't look back.

I wanna remember you just like this
Let's just kiss and say goodbye.
I had to meet you here today,
There's just so many things to say.
Please don't stop me till I'm trough,
This is something I hate to do.

We've been meeting here so long.
I guess what we've done was wrong.
Please, darling don't you cry,
Let's just kiss and say goodbye..

Many months have passed us by.
I'm gonna miss you, I can't lie.
I've got ties and so do you.
I just think this is the things to do.
It's gonna hurt me, I can't lie.
Maybe you'll meet, you'll meet another guy.
Understand me, won't you try, try, try.....
Let's just kiss and say goodbye.

Maybe you'll find, you'll find another guy.
Let's just kiss and say goodbye, pretty baby.
Please don't cry.
Understand me, won't you try?
Let's just kiss and say goodbye...."
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Venom
Venom
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Oh, Michael we shouldn't let the business get between us. Meet me at my place tonight...

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He's still no here, I had enough. I'm off...
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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joseff
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...I did the maximumest of efforts to keep my dinner down...
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Ok, that's just wrong.
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