So i am sure most of you saw the F1 movie, and i will plainly admit i hated it

But i figured it was mostly harmless, even if it felt like the script had been "polished" up to make it more exciting for audiences that would never want to see it to begin with...
Anyways, i was happy to just let the memory of the movie remain my own personal lifelong nemesis and curse upon my existance... But i heard through the grapevine that there is some kind of Academy award campaign for it. And i cannot remain silent any more.
A friend of mine with a youtube channel if i want to put my rant about the absurd mixing of liveries/years/drivers in a movie where they literally wrote and filmed every moment. The ridiculous CGI (omg the monza crash where he hits a sausage curb on the outside of parabolica and then flies several hundred yards into the woods), or the 1993 portugal crash where the car disintegrated like it was made in 1954, launching brad pitt still in his seat, dozens of yards from his car.
But i have a higher mission... I think lmao...
I want to tally up all the penalties/points/suspensions brad pitt would have earned if he actually was driving in the 2025 season, but did all the insane stuff... Like refusing to complete the grid in a timely manner, to intentionally causing a yellow flag by crashing into the brake distance boards, drinking heavily rhe night before a race, to idk i am certain i can end our collective nightmare and find enough infractions to suspend him indefinitely. I am willing to make the sacrifice of watching it again, if anyone else would be even the tiniest bit entertained by a profoundly autistic person going full meltdown on a dumb fictional movie...
I will say, i only really took it personally when Martin Brundle and Crofty said on a broadcast that they hadnt just been asked to record some voice work for the race scenes, but had actually advised the producers/writers on the plot/story...
Haha ok it really isnt causing me psychic pain or anything, but a few of my friends and i have been roasting the movie relentlessly for months, and felt like if there was ever an audience that might want to read my unhinged hyperfixations, aimed at a dumb movie, it was this place. If i get literally one reply, it will be your fault when i post up the written version of this fever dream in 2 to 3 weeks, or more, who knows, the F1 movie taught me that rules dont matter.