Caption Competition

[vyselegend]

Yeah, that was an awsome idea from Monkeyboy, you realise I'm starting the 901th post on the 91th page!

It's too bad half of the pics are missing when you browse back through the thread, but that's what we get with hotlink...

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Now for a new one:



Ingineer: "What did you say?"

Coulthard: "I say, I fully understand calls for a Formula one nearer to the fans, but... This is just getting too far!"

[vyselegend]

Hehe the pics of the Red Bull event in Pamplonna got me inspired.



Dietrich Mateschitz: "Ok guys, you understand the deal, you're playing the Bull to satisfy the crowd, that's a great idea from the PR department. Don't forget in the end we'll have to cut your ears and your tail, in respect of the tradition."





Coulthard: "What?! OK calm down, we can discuss... Stay away with that knife!"





Mateschitz: "Guys, where are you going?!"

DC and Bourdais: "We just remembered we have something important to do, see ya later Dietrich!"

[vyselegend]

Voice from the podium: We know you don't really care about Trulli's podium, but I'm glad to anounce to the whole Toyota team that vyselegend has reached the 700 posts mark on F1TECHNICAL, and is now labelled as "professional"!




Toyota staff: "HOURA, LONG LIFE TO VYSELEGEND!"

[Sawtooth-spike]

Toyota new Package? KAPPOW!

[Belatti]

*Martin Whitmarsh showing Coulthard, Newey, Horner and Brundle the McLaren Technologies Centre*



"And here you can see the new generation of F1 drivers, practicing in the simulator we stole from Ferrari. This is the kid that will replace Lewis in 2018"

[mx_tifoso]

No wonder why Formula One isn't popular in the U.S.!

[checkered]

No wonder why Formula One isn't popular in the U.S.!

No no, I think this

is exactly the ticket to reintroduce F1 into the US; actually, I see everything falling neatly into place now. Honda, after getting rid of Super Aguri will indeed introduce an American team, expanding on their HPD operation at Santa Clarita, CA. All kinds of gender neutral partnerships are now conveniently legally fully recognised according to the state supreme court, making it a perfectly logical move. The team/partnership will avoid existing in a regulatory limbo, as doing without a replacement for Concorde is trouble enough for the time being.

It's about location, location, location. TV and Hollywood have sustained orientation branded niche markets for close to a decade now with great success; I'm sure Bernie will also like the profits in expanding market share. Petrol- and gearheads being a finite resource at best, it doesn't require a business genius to see that growth is to be found elsewhere. In short, F1 is missing out without its very own token gay team. Suggestions for recognisable names/affiliations: BBR (BrokeBack Racing), or perhaps TPR (Team Project Runway).

[Belatti]

- Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
- Get it, get it! ...

[modbaraban]

RB: Will you kiss me after I announce my retirement later this year?



The next Batmobile is gonna be a hybryd :^o




Stop smiling, you're next!

[yzfr7]

Honda unveils 2009 car!



Ross Brawn on that: We hope it will attract many different birds this time, not only seagulls. And hopefully they will not all stick to the nosecone.

[bar555]

[modbaraban]

Sprechen sie English, mr Mosley?

[gcdugas]

No wonder why Formula One isn't popular in the U.S.!

I thought fag sponsorship was against EU law. This pic must have been from China where the teams can openly do things.

[monkeyboy1976]

Lookie-Likey

Mr Bean


Michele Alboreto

[modbaraban]

Nick Fry.....................................................................................Troy Queef (of sniffpetrol)