The Red Bull team management remind me of narcissistic people who cheat on their partners.
I didn't do it!
I'm so disappointed you'd accuse me of something like this!
I fact You should feel bad for even suspecting me!
Well yes okay that is a photo of my phone screen she me talking inappropriately to another man/woman.
But it was just innocent! I was just playing around. It was just a MINOR thing.
Yes okay that is a picture of me kissing their on their butt hole.......
But this is all meaningless because the REAL issue is how did you unlock my phone?????? How could you betray me like this????