can anybody tell

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williamparkar
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Hello Friends,
My name is William Parkar and i am residing at Kenya. I like to
take part in race very much and i also like adventures. I am going
to take part in the race so anybody can tell me what type of car i
should use and what features i need in that car to win the race. If
anybody know about it then pleass help me so i can win the race.

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Fil
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:wtf:

make sure it is red.

they go faster.
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raceman
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boy, you need to mention what type of race you are participating in along with its regulations. just by saying taking a part in a race won't help anyone to suggest you how you can approach; don't ya think so?? :P

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tarzoon
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Fil wrote::wtf:

make sure it is red.

they go faster.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

either that or they make others go slower. Your call.

axle
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Can anybody tell...why you are advertising a French shopping site in your sig if you are in Kenya?
- Axle

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Ciro Pabón
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Take a racing course at the nearest racetrack. Enter your local kart championship. Do not post spam. Walk slowly and carry a big stick. Do not take advice from strangers.
Ciro

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flynfrog
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Ciro I am almost certain this is a spam bot. Look at his other posts.

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pjobmathew
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me too :-k
far too naive
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kilcoo316
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Dearest Sir,

The government of Nigeria wish to set up a Formula 1 Race Team. We have chosen you to be our esteemed Manager. However, in line with the FIAs policy, we must pay a entry fee. If you send us your account details, we will forward the $48 million dollars immediately. Thank you for your very excellent cooperation.


Greatest sincerely,

Sir Robert Mugabe

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pjobmathew
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kilcoo316 wrote:Dearest Sir,

The government of Nigeria wish to set up a Formula 1 Race Team. We have chosen you to be our esteemed Manager. However, in line with the FIAs policy, we must pay a entry fee. If you send us your account details, we will forward the $48 million dollars immediately. Thank you for your very excellent cooperation.


Greatest sincerely,

Sir Robert Mugabe
Laughed to death :lol:

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ringo
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Isn't mugabe zimbabwe ? :P
If this guy is talking about entering an f1 team no one here can help, if you want to race in F1 in the future, you need to race in other series before, starting with as karting, etc. Just google any of the current drivers and look on their history and you will see what you need to do. local karting is the best way to start, then if you're good enough you can do some Karting championship in europe to get attention to a bigger racing series i guess.
For Sure!!

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ISLAMATRON
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Mugabe is a saint compared to Ian Smith, this forum seems obsessed with Mugabe but forgets the white devils that preceeded him, typical.

Edit: and for those that think I am calling all White people Devils, I am doing no such thing... I am calling Ian Smith and the devils like him who ravaged Africa through colonialism white devils, as opposed to some of the black devils that are doing it now. But for some reason Mugabe and Hilter seem to be mentioned alot on this forum and I see no need for it. Mugabe has his shortcomings but they are not important to F1, and they stem from trying to correct the destruction caused by those very Devils I mentioned earlier.
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Ciro Pabón
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We don't forget the white devils: I'm one of them. I'm not obsessed with Mugabe, I only collect his underwear.

Thanks, flyn, I would never have noticed. I only got four reports about Mr. Parkar (nice last name) predicaments, perhaps that's not enough. I gave him one day (in the remote case it's a him) to reply to my request to elliminate his signature.

If it's a bot, I'll bet he'll behave from now on: after all, I asked nicely not to post spam. Nobody resists that, not even Mugabe.
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Pandamasque
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kilcoo316 wrote:Dearest Sir,

The government of Nigeria wish to set up a Formula 1 Race Team. We have chosen you to be our esteemed Manager. However, in line with the FIAs policy, we must pay a entry fee. If you send us your account details, we will forward the $48 million dollars immediately. Thank you for your very excellent cooperation.


Greatest sincerely,

Sir Robert Mugabe
you forgot the "congratulations you won" line ;)
Fil wrote::wtf:

make sure it is red.

they go faster.
Add stripes to be even faster, if there's a red one already.

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Ciro Pabón
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... and here is the science:

"... A UK study backed this assertion, finding that red cars were most often chosen by outspoken, energetic individuals. However, an American study conducted by CNW Marketing Research found that many drivers of red cars lacked confidence (EDIT: they must have interviewed Rubens some years ago).

A New Zealand study of serious crashes (those causing injury) conducted by Furness et al. found that red cars had a higher likelihood of being involved in accidents than grays, silvers, and blues, but lower than blacks, and much lower than browns and yellows."

Brawn rocks! Go, white devils, go!
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