Don't worry, FuzzyDice, it was just that you did it at the same time that other three guys...
Talking about coincidences: it must have been the "Misplaced Thread World Day". It's OK, czt, I took it tongue in cheek as almost anything here can be (and should be, if you ask me, given the kind of jokers we are) taken.
Actually, the swimsuit thing is a very good example: those suits, as you probably know, have the same kind of "fuzzy" coat shark skin (and your legs) have. We have posted pictures of shark skin elsewhere.
I find very interesting that a human being is a marvelous endurance runner:
humans are built to outrun nearly every other animal on the planet over long distances.
According to the research, it happens because you, humans (and perhaps some of the other aliens in the forum, like me) have an excellent sweating system. The way we cool our body is outstanding (it might explain why we have been called "the naked monkey", besides the obvious pleasure of watching "naked girl-monkeys"). This could have evolved as a way to hunt down prey.
"Over long distances and under the right conditions, (humans) can also outrun just about any other animal on the planet—including dogs, wolves, hyenas, and antelope, the other great endurance runners. From our abundant sweat glands to our Achilles tendons, from our big knee joints to our muscular glutei maximi (note by Ciro: in english, your buttocks), human bodies are beautifully tuned running machines. 'We're loaded top to bottom with all these features, many of which don't have any role in walking'".
I wonder if it has something to do with the shaving of hair of long distance cyclists... you could call it "The Pabon theory of leg shaving":
you
might feel it right because (maybe) it helps you to cool your body more efficiently. I don't know how important is hair in aerodynamic drag, but certainly hair is made to block thermal transfer.
Anyway, it's very important to keep the heat of your body under control, if you are into long distance racing. Humans can do incredible things when racing. For example, check this amazing contest:
Man vs Horse Marathon (no, I'm not talking of racing against some particular horse-faced ex WDC Formula One driver, altough it would give a new meaning to the "Cavallino Rampante" shield)
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No chance, you would say: a man beating a horse? Well, keep reading.
The first time a human beat a horse was in 1989, when
Tim Gould, in a bicycle, beat the first horse by three minutes.
The first time a man on foot beat a (mounted, I concede) horse was in 2004: during the 25th race, Huw Lobb beat the horses in 2:05:19. In 2007 the same thing happened (and by 11 minutes!)
So, incredibly as it seems (I have
never read about it), perhaps, maybe, it could be that shaving your legs could help you with this incredibly sweating system you have. Next time a hyena hunts you, well, start running!
Finally, I read some time ago that a man in a bicycle is beaten only by a bee as the most energy efficient animal on our beloved Earth: so, if shaving your legs help you somehow, be my guest. Anyway, I wonder if I should call you "SmoothDice", instead of fuzzy one...