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m3_lover
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All the racers are taking it flat out in Eau Rouge

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Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

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Tom
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many of you guys wish you were on one of those bikes? Perhaps that is a possible future excuse for Giancarlo...

I would have gone flat through Eau Rouge but the bikers made the racing line too dirty...
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Tom wrote:many of you guys wish you were on one of those bikes? Perhaps that is a possible future excuse for Giancarlo...

I would have gone flat through Eau Rouge but the bikers made the racing line too dirty...
I can already see it ...chain problems, mud shield problems, cow on the road, hemorrhoids, mosquitoes, barking dogs... :lol:

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m3_lover
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One of the cyclist couldn't ride his bike because of the hemoroids, but one cyclist could because he put on the hemoroid cream "Ah finally I can sit on a bicycle seat once again"
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

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wrk
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looks like there been an accident...... the pace bike is out.
gentlemen start your engines......

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Ciro Pabón
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Our reporters managed to get a really small photograph of the McLaren cars for Spain GP, but it seems there is a little difference between the aero packages provided to JPM (car in the right) and Kimi Raikkonen. JPM stated that "We expect to receive the new parts in time for Brazil. I will even get the new livery! I am confident about my future at McLaren".

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Tom
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wrk said
looks like there been an accident...... the pace bike is out.
:P Good one.

Its funny, Every pic I see of Eau Rouge, really doesn't do the turn justice. Has anyone got on-board footage of it 10 years back where it was relly difficult?

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wrk
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ciro, my money is on the one on the right...

arr... they dont build em like that anymore..
gentlemen start your engines......

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That Eau Rouge is a real ass-kicker.

I wonder If'd I make it with my fiesta 1.1 [-o<
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Jason
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" bring it on, Eaurouge is just a corner among the others! "

I'm sure Pricipessa would say that I'm a idiotic sh*t head :lol:
Never regret what you do, but only regret what you don't do. - Jenson Button
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Tom
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Sadly nowadays it probably is just a corner among others, like 130R, the lezmos and courbe de Signes.

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Jason
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Yeah Tom, I agree. Many exciting fast corners are now break up by chicanes, how boring the race can be. Duh! ](*,) Variente Alta was tighten for this year, but I don't see any differences. Forget about Alta, what about the Villenueve chicane?....Totally not my year... :roll:
Never regret what you do, but only regret what you don't do. - Jenson Button
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Principessa
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Know we know why Schumi keeps on winning: he is a man of God :P :P :P

(Look at the big cross around his neck)

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Tom
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247 posts on one topic. That must be a record.
Last edited by Tom on 19 May 2006, 12:50, edited 3 times in total.

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Tom wrote:208 posts on one topic. That must be a record.
Indeed, and all thanks to "monkeyboy1976" who started it :wink: