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johny
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:lol: yes i must agree

latin american football has always being good and good to see. You could live that latin passion. A team that has impressed me and that plays really good is ecuador hope they beat germany

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kilcoo316
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Hopefully Henke bags a hat-trick tonight to finally burst the stupid bubble of hype surrounding a very ordinary England team.

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Tom
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An old joke from the Scots...

Brazil were playing England in 2002 and expecting to continue to the next round they desided to rest some of their main players and put Ronaldo out alone for the England match.

Within 10 mins England were down 1-0 and the score line was the same at half time, then on the 89th minute England equalized. The Brazil team came back from the pub to find Ronaldo in the changing room and demanded to know why they were drawing to England.

Ronaldo replied: 'Its not my fault, I was sent off in the 12th minute!'
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Tom wrote:An old joke from the Scots...
Another one:

50 degrees
New Yorkers turn on the heat.
People in Scotland plant gardens.
40 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees
Californians begin to evacuation.
People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero
People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.
173 degrees below zero
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero
Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero
All atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?"
500 degrees below zero
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the world cup.

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Tom
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It'll never happen. Good one.
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Why don't the Scottish support England?

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Principessa
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Sweden should have won!

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Sawtooth-spike
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watching england is like watching jeson button this season, depressing!

moments of really good skill then moments where a snday league team could put a ball past them. We seem to do just enought to win then sit on it.

whats the point of bringing theo whats his face, if your not going to use him? might as well brought a pumpkin.
I believe in the chain of command, Its the chain I use to beat you till you do what i want!!!

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Principessa
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Too bad that Michael Owen is injured. I think he'll be out for a week or 6 if he has what I think it is.

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Ciro Pabón
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C`mon, englishmen, you know that support is "what the team needs when it is in trouble". When the going gets though... blah, blah, blah. You have a good team, which is more than we colombians can say. Sorry for your last match, bad luck, it will get better, I hope.

And about the people that asks for the Tartan Army to support England: duhhhh!
Ciro

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Tp wrote:Why don't the Scottish support England?
For the same reason no other country in the world supports england :P :lol:

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Sawtooth-spike
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kilcoo316 wrote:
Tp wrote:Why don't the Scottish support England?
For the same reason no other country in the world supports england :P :lol:
how rude!! :wink:
I believe in the chain of command, Its the chain I use to beat you till you do what i want!!!

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Spencifer_Murphy
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Everyone hates us in sport for two reasons:

1. We probably invented the sport
2. The British Empire

Seriously tho, the scottish dont support the english because there has always been a rivalry. Its like could u imagine the English supporting the Germans or the Argentinians?

It just wouldn't happen. My dad's best mate is Irish...and if there's an England international sports event on, he doesnt care who the opposition is..he'll support them! :lol:

About the inventing the game...

I know we invented:
1. Football
2. Rugby
3. Tennis
4. Cricket

Did we invent anything else? (Besides craeing sports then getting beaten by everybody else at them?!) :lol:
Silence is golden when you don't know a good answer.

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Ciro Pabón
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Spencifer_Murphy wrote:Everyone hates us in sport for two reasons:

1. We probably invented the sport
2. The British Empire
Actually, in South America we like the british because you invented football and you brought it here with the railroads (and the free trade!).

We love the "class" of the british empire, so helpful in Latin America for our independence and that, for a while, also helped to counteract our "northern friends". We have a lot of national heroes here that were irish, scottish and english. Britain was the only nation that helped the Great Colombia (well, Germany also sent a corps of 300 volunteers). We still have a really old army batallion founded in memory of a british, a lover of freedom. Let me tell you something about one of your old "imperialists" who fought at our side in 1820:

James Rook (or Rooke), wounded in an arm in the middle of a charge, yelled: "Long live our motherland!"

A colombian surgeon asked him later: "Which one? Ireland or England?" :wink: (colombians can be a little sarcastic under any circumstances... sorry, I guess it is something that comes with our indian and black blood of which we are so proud)

Rook replied: "The one that will bury me"

Rook died days later, in Colombia. In a few days, volunteers formed the Jaime Rook battalion in his honour. You have to love a guy like that.

We have a lot of people with last names like Linch, Coy, Crosley, MacAllister, MacDowel, MacCormick, Ferguson, Lee (one of my best friends is a Lee), O’Brien, Jones, Wilson, Daniels, Denis, and Castell, to name some. We do not forget coronels Brion, McGregor, Elson, England and Wilson. Richard Trevitchick, reputed as inventor of locomotives, fought in Colombia. My wife is a Nicholls and my children, in the Latin American style, are named Pabón Nicholls.

The decissive battle in Boyacá, was won mainly by the efforts of the British Legion, the only foreign corps whose name we recite when, in the army, learn the name of the battalions that fought for our independence. You can see I love the british empire, specially when you compare it with older and newer ones... :wink:

Personally, I believe hooligans are a problem, but not that big if you never play against England because your national team is not good enough (sigh... the entire Ecuador technical team is colombian, and they defeated our team on qualifications).

What I think is that (maybe, maybe) you take a game very seriously... perhaps you could enjoy it a little if you weren't so (apparently) anxious about it. It is a game for children, not a representation of the nation. You have the Queen for that. Well, I am not fan of nations, anyway...

I send you a wish of good luck for England from Colombia, except against Brazil, of course. :wink:
Ciro

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Principessa
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Well....I have to say that I start to believe more and more in the chances of Argentina. Everybody is talking about Brazil, Brazil, Brazil....but they do nothing on the field, only some flashes from individual players. Argentina plays great football and they play as a TEAM! They really should have won against The Netherlands today! But, both teams can stay a bit longer in Germany, so no problem. :wink:

Mark my words and watch Argentina :wink: