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m3_lover
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It's because everybody drives, not a lot of people go for walks and ---, fast food, laziness and no physical exercise, Obesity in the States is a epidemic and Im not joking it really is.
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

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walter wrote: Thank you McDonalds
Don't think Mcdonalds or any fast food restaurant is too blame! People go there because they want to, they don't go there because the restaurants point a gun at their head and make them go inside and eat!

It's not the restaurants that are to blame...the biggest problem is lack of judgement from people, who do go in and eat their heads off.

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Spencifer_Murphy
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I have to agree. It makes me laugh when you hear of stories that "A group of people in the USA are trying to sue McDonald's for selling fattening food and not advertising the dangers properly"

Well I'm sorry but what is their grounds? "McDonald's - a fast food resturant - sells fattening food?!" NEVER! :roll:

Monsto's right, people eat at fast-food places of their own choice. However we mustn't forget that some people have unfortunate curcumstances and conditions which make gaining weight something they simply cannot stop.
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Scuderia_Russ
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Spencifer_Murphy wrote:I have to agree. It makes me laugh when you hear of stories that "A group of people in the USA are trying to sue McDonald's for selling fattening food and not advertising the dangers properly"
Just like when people blame credit card companies for them getting a card and blowing twenty grand.
"Whether you think you can or can't, either way you are right."
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Tom
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Back to captions anyway!

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Ow, my foot! So glad he didn't cut the corner!
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Tom wrote:I think its perfectly fair to take the piss out of the likes of this racing guy I mentioned because frankly its his own fault, I used to be chubby but i managed to eat less and exercise more, why can't these guys? I know thats not entirely fair, if at all, but I'm sick of hearing 'i'm just big boned' I mean, for fu*ks sake, get a dog, take it for a walk, thats not your bones shrinking
I agree, it's mostley peoples fault but there's a picture of a man who has feelings. How do you know he doesn't have some kind of disorder? Anyway, I'm proud of you for managing to lose weight and being sexy now ;)

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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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ackzsel
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OMG!!! Don't let it ruin my freshly painted helmet!

Personally I dont' think that covering your helmet with your arms is a very good idea in this scenario since the roll bars aren't high enough. I guess that's a reflex of distress.

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Venom wrote:Image
Honda captures more evidence that BMW has been using a flexi car...............

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ackzsel
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RH1300S wrote:Honda captures more evidence that BMW has been using a flexi car...............
Haha, lol.

I can clearly see some "movable aerodynamic devices" indeed :D

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NickT
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Oh bollocks, we'e been caught :cry: Guess I'll just have to resort to the ol' Penguin trick
Smile and wave, just....

:D Smile and wave =;
NickT

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wrk
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dont worry about the flexi wings.... there some flexi body panels there....
gentlemen start your engines......

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Ciro Pabón
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Does Nico Rosberg dye his hair?

Before (same colour as mom):

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After (platinum blonde... :wink: ):

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Ciro

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wrk
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dont you know that blondes have more fun, well they do when there not driving a williams.......
gentlemen start your engines......

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flynfrog
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holy cow i saw the huge fat women at indy

and nico looks like a girl

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Eau Rouge in winter

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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.