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manchild
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"Damn FIA, it is so hard to mix cream without mass damper"

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m3_lover
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Let's go make fun of Frank and Patrick...then we will have hot coco afterwards
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

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Ted68
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Oooh, Niki, thats the spot. A little harder...ooooohhh...thats it...

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Tom
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thanks to www.intof1.com

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Its not how it looks officer.

ImageGrouillard finally realised that an F1 car could not compete in the Paris Dakar


Imageas much as we love the simple genious of these old cars and the heroic drivers who piloted their 1960s deathtraps, would anyone of you honestly say;
'It's a shame they're not like that anymore.'
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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vyselegend
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:lol: Very good ones Tom :lol:

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Ciro Pabón
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A typical F1 car, according to Uncyclopedia.
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monkeyboy1976
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who is that in there? Hope he is OK.

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f1.redbaron
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Looks like Fred Flintstone's car.

manchild
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Bernie: "Will you let me tune your mass dampers?"

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johny
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lol nice one, i though they hated "bumpy" things

manchild
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Kubica: "I knew there was something fishy about my contract"

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Tom
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Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Jason
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Joined: 17 Mar 2006, 09:12
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[img::]http://motorsport.com/photos/f1/2006/ge ... p-3550.jpg[/img]
Kimi: "Is my Ferrari behind this door?"

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Kimi: "Wheres my car?"


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Felipe: "Who the heck is messing with my car there?"

[img::]http://motorsport.com/photos/f1/2006/ge ... p-3556.jpg[/img]
Felipe: "Where did I park my car?"

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"Knock, knock, anyone home?"
Never regret what you do, but only regret what you don't do. - Jenson Button
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Tom
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[img::]http://www.f1technical.net/intof1/Histo ... rundle.jpg[/img]

Amazingly only 10 minutes later Brundle was in the spare car and raring to go, before asking 'which way do I turn when I exit the pit lane?'
Thankfully the merchanics turned the engine off at that point.

Can anyone guess:
the year?
the session?
the corner?
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Carlos
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Tom I'll have to think about the 3 answers -- but first I'll have to stop laughing -- you posses -- a very dry wit --
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