Oh, c'mon, Strad, cut the size of the team? Why reinvent the wheel?
Moreover, why should we r
einvent the V6 engine with motor generator unit-kinetic (MGU-K), motor generator unit-heat (MGU-H), energy store (ES), turbocharger (TC) and control electronics (CE) as if it weren't simple enough already?
Duh.
I propose
simple solutions, already
proved.
First, we have
24 hours of LeMons, (I will talk about Chump Cars in another post) with two basic, logic rules:
1. Penalty because of investment
Each car is scrutinized by safety inspectors to prove that the car costs less than 500 dollars and at the same time it can race without killing other racers (killing yourself is accepted).
If the car is deemed to cost more than $500, it receives penalty extra-laps.
This Jensen-Healey comes with a Lotus 907 engine for less than 500 bucks. It looks pretty quick on paper
This is inspiring.
Extra laps.
We could do the same in F1.
Instead of promoting cheating, and adding more boring and unenforceable rules as the ones I've read in this thread, ehem, why don't we add, for example, one extra lap per each 100 million dollars spent per year?
A sheik in the Board of Directors? That's a 10 seconds pit stop and go per race!
2. Bribing
There is in place a traditional “BS Inspection,” where,
under assumption everyone is cheating their $500 valuation, competitors are encouraged to bribe judges with booze and random automotive memorabilia in exchange for less penalty laps.
Bribing inspection
That's what I call pragmatism. If teams have to invest a LOT of money bribing marshalls, then Mercedes won't have any extra money to invest in 1500 persons designing the car.
This probably is what Daimler-Chrysler was supposed to be about
3. No more ads
Now, to reach
unsurmountable levels of logic and populism, I have an even better proposal:
Instead of spending money on bribing FIA, Chinese and Bahraini officials and
hundreds of milliones of euros yearly in advertisement for us to buy liquor, beer and cigarettes, why don't we eliminate the middle men?
I propose that all that money spend in bribes and advertisements would be better invested in giving fans like us
free liquor, beer and cigarettes.
We can compromise: even if you don't spend the money in ads just give us the beer. We will drink it even if there are no ads.
It's Jeff's idea, I guess
