F1technical F1 team feeler thread

[Writinglife]

I could double up my duties too, Official Wheel Washer and Grid Boy. I can handle wearing skimpy clothes and hold a sign with a drivers name on it.

The driver may feel queasy staring at my butt while in the car though.

You may be able to handle it, but could we?

I'll do failure analysis & marketing (at least the fun part of organizing events and food).

That's hurt my feelings that has.

[adrianjordan]

I've had a varied life so I could handle any of the following:

Guy who sits in the car for practice pit stops,

Or

PR person who puts a positive spin or everything,

Or

Team Paramedic (once I finish my degree and qualify later this year)

Or

Ron-speak translator

But most likely...

Tea-boy (man)

[adrianjordan]

Or of course, Driver. Fit my car with blue lights and a siren and watch.me ease through into the lead as the other drivers all simply move aside

[NathanOlder]

Maybe we should have some kind of qualification for the driver seats via rfactor ? Or a console based game ? As the drivers need to be the best we have.

[livinglikethathuh]

Qualification should be based only on bank accounts IMO.

[andylaurence]

Apprentice, please!

[CBeck113]

I could double up my duties too, Official Wheel Washer and Grid Boy. I can handle wearing skimpy clothes and hold a sign with a drivers name on it.

The driver may feel queasy staring at my butt while in the car though.

You may be able to handle it, but could we?

I'll do failure analysis & marketing (at least the fun part of organizing events and food).

That's hurt my feelings that has.

Gotta be tough in F1, don't need no babies

[Paul]

Junior armchair aerodynamicist.

[Manoah2u]

livery designer.

[pob]

I was hoping to get livery designer! Some recent f1technical liveries for the interforum league (an f1 prediciton game):

[PlatinumZealot]

Any WAGs in here? U know wags are almost pzrt of the team. Lol

[PlatinumZealot]

I was hoping to get livery designer! Some recent f1technical liveries for the interforum league (an f1 prediciton game):
http://s11.postimg.org/5mvslqh9v/f1technical_recent.png

Dayum. Those look better than half the grid already. Great work.

[R_Redding]

If this is going to be a truly professional F1 team..then we need an employee sat at home on a years gardening leave.
So its been nice working with you all.. I'll get me coat now.

[turbof1]

If this is going to be a truly professional F1 team..then we need an employee sat at home on a years gardening leave.
So its been nice working with you all.. I'll get me coat now.

Don't forget to plug your computer back in and pick up our letter about the lawcase against you for breaking contract terms .

[RA168E]

Im quite good with Strategy and basic setups on cars as well as Driving. Won a few races in stock cars this year based on my changing of fuel strategy and tires this year. Was also driver for said races.