Hey, I'm supreme dictator of my keyboard, so, without more ado:
Considering that:
It's Friday
It's 6:10 pm in these far-away latitudes
This is probably the happiest hour of the week
There are incredibly pink tinted clouds hanging in the sky (that, or my rum is the best in the entire world)
We command and ordain the following:
I hereby proclaim that Feliks is the new MEMBER OF THE WEEK.
Hear, hear well: any feeble protests against this irrevocable ordinance will be despised as deserved and answered only with the official "So-what?-Create-your-own-thread" note.
The Chamberlain will inform the Condecorated Member that his posts have created
the weirdest thread ever seen in this forum, that its weirdness greatly amuses Us, the Members, and that its technical merit is spotless. Giant diesel nuclear carriers await us.
Thus the Frog Medal is awarded.
The design of the medal (An Azure, a Bend Or, Rampant Frog with Dragon Wings, in a field of six Silver Wrenches affrontés) will be published as soon as The Supreme Commander of The Thread has some slack time, after cleaning the dishes and reading a story to the little Princess of The Thread (and perhaps having a second shot of this Most Excellent Rum, which, en passant, is nominated as The Rum of The Week).
Given at F1 Technical at the second week A.C. (After Creation of The Member of The Week Thread), signed and sealed by The Supreme Commander and High Highness of The Thread,