Don't forget we 're talking about the first race: traditionally Ferrari usually either dominates or DNFs!!! I'll go for the mayhem option just to spice things up.
1.Red Bull (Vettel)
2.Renault (Alonso)
3.BMW
4.McLaren
5.Torro Rosso
6.Toyota
7.Williams
8.FI
9.Ferrari (1xengine failure, 1xcrash)
10.Brawn Racing
11.Renault (Piquet)
12.Red Bull (Webber) - either a meteorite will crash in front of his car right before the start or he'll be leading the race when a bird will s#$t on his visor right as he enters the pitlane so he'll miss the spot where he's supposed to hit the speed limiter, get penalised with a drive through and as he comes in second time for the penalty an earthquake will throw him into the barrier.