I guess most of you have seen the
"This land" video. I could not make it work on my PC without using IE or Firefox (yuck!), so, in case same thing happens to you, here you have the lyrics:
Bush
This land is your land
this land is my land
I’m a Texas Tiger
You’re a liberal wiener
I’m a great crusader
You’re a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry
This land is your land
this land is my land
I’m an intellectual
You’re a stupid dumbass
I’m a purple heart winner
And yes it’s true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me
Bush
You have more waffles
Than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops
I offer tax-breaks
You’re a UN pussy
And yes it’s true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry
You can’t say nuclear
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
But it’s not going to help you
Because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me
Bush
You’re a liberal sissy
Kerry
You’re a right-wing nutjob
Bush
You’re a pinko commie
Kerry
You’re dumb as a doorknob
Bush
Hey, you got that Botox
Kerry
But I still won three purple hearts
Both:
This land will surely vote for me
Native American Man:
This land was my land
Voices in Background:
But now it’s our land
Schwarzenneger:
From California
Clinton:
To the New York Is… *slapped by Hillary* (spoken) ow, what did I do?
Kerry:
From the liberal wieners
Bush
To the right-wing nutjobs
Kerry:
This land belongs
Bush
This land belongs
Both:
This land belongs to you and me
Bush (spoken):
Oh and Dick Cheney too
