All threads with a drivers name in the title end up the same way. I think we're done now.
I'll have the final word and say that both Alonso & Raikkonen will be dismissed as charlatans when they finish 2014 behind a rejuvenated Narain Karthikeyan in a Lotus featuring a double deck coanda with a slot that feeds the diffuser to double downforce. Go-Karthy (what Lotus twitter will call him) has to use Kimi's old seat due to cash flow problems, fortunately his mum gives him a pillow to sit on (he's shorter than Kimi) and a sticker of the Indian flag to cover up Kimi's Finnish flag.
This will be announced at the auspicious time of 9:30pm on Austrian TV
You heard it hear first... and last.