Minardi joke (sadly no longer possible)
"Can I have an oil filter for my Minardi?"
"Yes, that seems like a fair swap."
Super Aguri joke:
A woman goes to a doctor in Osaka and asks for plastic surgery for her face.
"Take all your clothes off and face the wall," says the doctor.
The woman is puzzled as to why this is necessary when she wants a face job but nonetheless goes through the motions.
"Ah-so," says the doctor finally. "Now I have seen you naked, I can see what is your compraint. You have the Zachary Aguri problem."
"What is that doctor?" the lady asks, somewhat perturbed by the news. "Simple," says the doctor. "It mean your face, is Zachary as Aguri as your bottom."
Ta dah.....
