Fiat announced yesterday that it will spin off Ferrari.
Ten percent of shares will be traded publicly. What could possibly go wrong?
1. Ferrari SUV.
Ermagehrd. Not to alarm anyone, but if Porsche did it (and it's bagging money by the sh1tload!) I guess that a "privatized" Ferrari would be the end of the Cavallino Rampante savoir faire.
Porsche Cayenne. Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Soccer moms driving a Ferrari? Well, Alonso says the current F1 car classifies for the task, so...
2. Goodbye, blue sky
Could (ehem, take a seat before reading this) Ferrari leave Formula One? Well, frankly, Ferrari has had horrible stints in the circus, at least that's what old timers like me think.
Yeah, I'm as old as the hills. I'm almost as old as Xpensive and Autogyro.
Nah, I'm just joking. Nobody can be as old as them and still be alive, but, hey, I'm not that far. Just in case, I remember when they faked those Ferraris (yeah, I know, you will pretend I made a mistake. Dream on).
The year without a Ferrari: 1956. They walk like a Ferrari, they swim like a Ferrari, they quack like a Ferrari... but they're Lancias
3. Revenge of the Nerds
If Ferrari is for sale, well, this means (duh) that anyone can buy it. Thus, manufacturers like Tata could buy it.
For example, Caterham (hahaha)
Heck, even McLaren could (if they decide to have two different kinds of bad cars racing around the track). Kickstarter anyone?
4. Electric Ferraris
Well, you have to abide by fuel efficiency rules and regulations. Up to this day Ferrari has been able to sell fuel hogs because they're lumped with FIAT. If Ferrari has to stand alone, this means they will sell economy engines.
Cox could revive some models for Ferrari
Man, do I miss the nitromethane smell in the morning!
Well, that's all I have in my bag. Apparently, shares reacted wildly. This is NOT good: usually this happens when investors (aka "vampires") see that the milk farm is selling the cows, thus producing a lot of "profit" (that is, liquidating accumulated capital). However, this could be a new era for Ferarri, who knows. Anyway, bye Montezemolo, hello American Ferrari!
We love our new Ferrari car! Specially the dog...
What else do you think will change?