I saw this on another forum, and I had to share it with you:
Chuck Norris is an 10-Time World Champion in a row (1996-2005)"
"The reason why you haven't seen chuck Norris in an F1 race is becuase he is so fast you catch him"
"On the Friday before a race Chuck Norris doesn't practice because it would give him an unfair advantage, knowing the track"
"Chuck Norris doesn't try to qualify etheir that's becuase it woud to easy to win, he likes to start 22nd."
"Chuck Norris says it isn't wether you win or lose it wether you lap the other cars at least twice"
"Chuck Norris has never lost a race on average he has over 180 points a season."
"During every race Chuck Norris pits in at 2:00pm and has a 15 minute lunch break and still wins"
"Chuck Norris was inducted into the FIA Hall of fame before he even had his first race"
"Since 2004 Chuck Norris has quit each season in the end of Ausgust since he has clincited the F1 title"
"Once Chuck Norris watched nascar for 30 seconds and fell asleep for a week becuase it was so boring"
"Chuck Norris fired all of his mechanics in 1999 and instead changed his own tires and fuel and was able to do it on his own in under 4 seconds"
"At the 2005 USGP Chuck Norris was brave and used Michelin Tires and still won"
"Chuck Norris was winning so much that in 2002 Max Mosley impossed rules on Chuck Norris that he would have to use a 4 cilinder engine
he won in 2002
In 2003 Max Mosley impossed rules that Chuck Norris's car to have a rev. limit of 6,000 rpms
He won in 2003
In 2004 Max Mosley impossed rules that Chuck Norris's car would have only one gear which was reverse
He won in 2004"
"Chuck Norris has never crashed or went off the track, he promised if he did he would retire"
"Once Alonso was only lapped by Chuck Norris once this was the closes anyone has come to beating Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris beat Alonso by punching him in the face for trying to beat him"
I bet you are wondering wouldn't you want Chuck Norris on your favorite F1 team but too bad here is the reason...
"The reason why chuck Norris isn't on a team is becuase this would involve someone getting less than 10 points on his team"
"Chuck Norris is tired of drinking Champane that in 2003 he swtiched to drinking water after the race"
"No one is better at racing than Chuck Norris"
"In 2002 Renault offered to pay him $100 billion to race for them, chuck Norris repiled "sorry but I don't drive for french people"
"In 2006 Chuck Norris retired to give the other drivers a chance at driving"
Disclaimer: Chuck Norris was never really was an F1 driver this is just a joke.
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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