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F1 Jokes

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http://www.jokefile.co.uk/f1.html

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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Ted68
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Damon Hill jokes????
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bhall
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:lol:

"Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC wakes up in the middle of the night. Schumi isn't in the tent. He can hear something coming from outside the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a big lion after him...

DC: Run faster, he's gonna catch you!
Schumi: Don't worry, I lead by three laps..."
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There's a few quality jokes...

Q: What's the difference between Jacques Villeneuve and a bus driver?
A: One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1

Q: Who is the odd one out? Schumacher, Damon Hill, Mika Hakkinen & Schmeichel...
A: Damon 'cause he's the only one who couldn't take a corner...

Q:Whats the difference between Damon and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger can drive further than 200 yards!!!!

Maybe we should try and come up with one or two? :idea:

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