McLAREN MEREDES - Programa de Telemetria

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McLAREN MEREDES - Programa de Telemetria

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Can anyone please translate this? :)

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First of all get the spelling on the thread title correct......
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JAJAAJJA ES BUENISIMO!!!! (THIS IS VERY GOOD!!!!)
It is a joke of someone from Spain, that argues that McLaren helps Hamilton and makes life a chaos to Alonso.

McLaren Mercedes - Telemetry program

The "action" buttons are:
-copy telemetry from alonso to hamilton
-import data from Ferrari
-export data to Dacia-Logan

Hamilton column: *crane to track legal mode off *send a dozen of pies and a bottle of wine to: .... bernie.... daily mirror.... etc.... *send to FIA bank account xxxx euros *

Alonso column: * tyres coolers at 20°C *steering multiplier to 8 laps *brake discs heaters *2 cilinders economode *inner clothes heater *eject rear and foward wings *mechanics mode: slow *AM radio to pits *ask sanction to FIA (undefined article) *Pole mode off etc.. etc...
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modbaraban
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Nice! You frorgot one little touch on the left bottom
Ayuda (Anthony Hamilton)
(aid)

:lol:

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Ciro Pabón
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... and "Copy telemetry from Hamilton to Alonso (under development)"
Ciro

modbaraban
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thanx everyone for translating. I spotted another funny part:
biplaza: Anthony-Lewis hamilton | monoplaza: Fernando Alonso
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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That is gold.. :lol:

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Belatti
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modbaraban wrote:thanx everyone for translating. I spotted another funny part:
biplaza: Anthony-Lewis hamilton | monoplaza: Fernando Alonso
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Biplaza: two seater
Monoplaza: one seater
"You need great passion, because everything you do with great pleasure, you do well." -Juan Manuel Fangio

"I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence." -Ayrton Senna

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Funny stuff! Good to have some translators on the forum!

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I'm brazilian. Here we speak portuguese so my english and spanish are terrible, but I will try:

At Hamilton's Side:

"Enviar docenas pasteles y botella de vino:
Bernie Eccleston, Dailly Mirror.."

"Send a lot of pies and wine's bottles to:
Bernie Ecclestone, Dailly Mirror..."